Because so few actual publications have reviewed this book, we decided to take the extraordinary measure of accepting reviews by means of channelling. Unfortunately, we were unable to contact any ancient Egyptian sooth sayers, probably because it was a weekend, but we're quite pleased with the results we got by paying a local bowling alley channeler twenty bucks and a six pack of beer. He assures us these are all completely legitimate. He also claims he has done similar work for many major New York publishers.

What the Reviewers are saying about
The Land of Debris and the Home of Alfredo,
by Kenn Amdahl

"Alas, I curse that knave Winged Time which hath cruelly conspired to keep these eyes from such pages of mirth and delight as what yon Amdahl hath scribbled lightly on the parchment! Had I but breath, and time, and sturdy quill, I would upon my own self take to write the play of screen for this jewel Debris, and then haply attend again my cold repose, assured at last that time would not forget poor Willie's name." William Shakespeare

"I inhaled The Land of Debris as if it were Life itself. I clutched it tightly. I read it over and over. It made me feel alive, completely alive, like my gun does. It made me think of lions on a beach. It made me laugh. It made me want a drink" Ernest Hemingway

"Quite curiously, The Land of Debris sent an inhuman shiver down my back and encased me in coldness as if ghostly hands had pulled me into some icy sepulcher. The wretched thumping rose yet louder and in my delirium I could not escape the notion that the ghastly sound emanated from the tome itself! Ah, to burn the evil book! And yet I knew that mortal flames could not consume it. It would survive to haunt all who ventured near its diseased black pages for generations to come. With a start as of a knife plunging into my heart I realized that Debris was like a trip to Hell itself! I loved it!" E.A. Poe

"Mr. Amdahl, tear down this wall!" Ronald Reagan

"I agree with whatever Ron said" George Bush the Elder

"I agree with whatever dad said. You're doing a heckuva job, Kennzorama!" George W Bush

"I absolutely loved The Land of Debris. I felt each character's pain and joy as if they were constituents." Bill Clinton

"if ever rain as/which/and
could be than smaller
hands and stars of girl/boys
seeking boy/girls
wonders danced on pages left
(to stare) delight, debris, of land,
the same"
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"It had way to many words, plus some of the stuff was to filthy for Americens." Dan Quayle

"I started to read it, but no one could have predicted it would have actual words." George W. Bush

"Amdahl's singular perspicacity is best demonstrated by his wise choice to ignore all temptation to attempt to commit literature." William F. Buckley

"My earlier statements have been taken out of context and too narrowly interpreted. I have not changed my position at all. As I have always maintained, I hated the book." Bill Clinton

"Books like this demonstrate why we can't let down our guard about eavesdropping on our citizens when they do things I don't like. I mean when they do things that might affect national security." John Ashcrost

"The Land of Debris takes over the reader like cigar smoke takes over a room. It's a slinky blonde in a tight red skirt curling up beside you on a rainy day. It's that first cigarette on a cold stake-out, that first slug of Jack Daniels when no other breakfast will stick to your bones. And if you turn your back on it, it'll knock you onto the asphalt like a cheap baseball bat." Micky Spillane

"There is no book entitled The Land of Debris and the Home of Alfredo. There never has been and there never will be such a book. It's all a union conspiracy. And don't touch my skirt." J. Edgar Hoover

"I have never heard of this book and neither has Bill. It's probably part of the vast right wing conspiracy." Hillary R. Clinton

"Indeed, I have a number of questions I'd like to ask Mr. Amdahl myself. And by the way, what conspiracy? Why wasn't I invited? " Ken Starr

"Yes, we knew about this book. And we told everyone we knew about it. We marketed it to the best of our abilities. And because of our efforts, sales have been in the millions of units, democracy has been brought to an important part of the world, and Mr Amdahl is now fabulously wealthy." Donald Rumsfield

clearwater publishing company publishes Kenn Amdahl books in Colorado. Clearwater Publishing Company publishes educational fun books. Books include There Are No Electrons Electronics &lt;span class=&quot;style8&quot;&gt;for Earthlings, Algebra Unplugged, Calculus for Cats, Joy Writing: Discover and Develop your Creative Voice, The Land of Debris and the Home of Alfredo. Clearwater also publishes The Barefoot Fisherman: a fishing book for kids by Paul Amdahl. and Economics for the Impatient by C.A. Turner. Our books are about science, math, creative writing algebra, calculus s, economics, fishing, kids, parenting, education. Curriculums like them, and so do home schoolers. Joy of Writing and The Joy of Writing are not our books, but Joy Writing is. Kenn Amdahl is president. He's a songwriter and author in Broomfield Colorado. Electronics, teaching electricity, teaching math, especially alebra and calculus and creative writing. SAT, LSAT, and other test takers may like these books. They are like books for dummies, algebra for dummies, algebra unplugged, math book. kenn amdahl jim loats calculus for dummies, creative writing for dummies, fishing for dummies, parenting for dummies . Or Algebra for Idiots, Calculus for Idiots, Creative Writing for Dummies. Memoir writing or memoir writers may find Joy Writing useful, although it is not The Joy of Writing or the Joy of Sex or the joy of writing sex or the Joy of Algebra for that matter. They are not chicken soup for the writers soul, or algebra for the writers soul, or calculus for the writers soul. They are not strictly speaking Christian or religious or spiritual, but those folks are welcome. Jesus would not disapprove of these books. Jesus might like them. The Rapture of Writing might be a good title. Self-publishers read our books, Dan Poynter is recommended. Top ten bestsellers not on the list. New York Times Bestsellers are loved here. DaVinci Code or Harry Potter fans welcome. Obviously I'm practicing my writing on this web area that you should not be able to see because I need to make thisalgebra unplugged, math book. kenn amdahl jim loatsclearwater publishing company publishes Kenn Amdahl books in Colorado. Clearwater Publishing Company publishes educational fun books. Books include There Are No Electrons Electronics &lt;span class=&quot;style8&quot;&gt;for Earthlings, Algebra Unplugged, Calculus for Cats, Joy Writing: Discover and Develop your Creative Voice, The Land of Debris and the Home of Alfredo. Clearwater also publishes The Barefoot Fisherman: a fishing book for kids by Paul Amdahl. and Economics for the Impatient by C.A. Turner. Our books are about science, math, creative writingg algebra, calculus s, economics, fishing, kids, parenting, education. Curriculums like them, and so do home schoolers. Joy of Writing and The Joy of Writing are not our books, but Joy Writing is. Kenn Amdahl is president. He's a songwriter and author in Broomfield Colorado. Electronics, teaching electricity, teaching math, especially alebra and calculus and creative writing. SAT, LSAT, and other test takers may like these books. They are like books for dummies, algebra for dummies, calculus for dummies, creative writing for dummies, fishing for dummies, parenting for dummies . Or Algebra for Idiots, Calculus for Idiots, Creative Writing for Dummies. Memoir writing or memoir writers may find Joy Writing useful, although it is not The Joy of Writing or the Joy of Sex or the Joy of Algebra for that matter. They are not chicken soup for the writers soul, or algebra for the writers soul, or calculus for the writers soul. They are not strictly speaking Christian or religious or spiritual, but those folks are welcome. Jesus would not disapprove of these books. Jesus might like them. The Rapture of Writing might be a good title. Self-publishers read our books, Dan Poynter is recommended. Top ten bestsellers not on the list. New York Times Bestsellers are loved here. DaVinci Code or Harry Potter fans welcome. Obviously I'm practicing my writing on this web area that you should not be able to see because I need to make this square bigger and have not learned how yet except to type in words, poetry, prose, language, steinbeck type stuff, No Child Left Behind, that's my motto. Naked books, with no girls gone wild, no bikini models no first amendment problems. Sorry, no Jill, no wagner. no amateur index ladies or lightspeed girls or coeds or women. Just books about electricity, like Tesla or Edison might write, books about Algebra like Aristotle might write. Calculus books like Garfield the cat might write. Cat stuff, feline stuff, study guide type raw material. Books for girls who like to read and boys who know how to. Teach yourself math, science, fishing, in clear water or clearwater economics creative writing and poetry. Sing a song. Release a CD Write a book and self publish it. Groups we like include Book Organizations of Colorado, Colorado Independent Publishers Association CIPA Colorado Authors League Rocky Mountain Fiction Writers Pikes Peak Writers Aspen Writers Mountains and Plains Booksellers Independent Booksellers SPAN Small Press Association of North America Publishers Association of the WEst Colorado Library Association Last Note Singers Cottonwood the music group. Edward Ormondroyd and George Garrett gave blurbs to our books </span></div>
square bigger and have not learned how yet except to type in words, poetry, prose, language, steinbeck type stuff, No Child Left Behind, that's my motto. Naked books, with no girls gone wild, no bikini models no first amendment problems. no amateur index ladies or lightspeed girls or coeds or women. Just books about electricity, like Tesla or Edison might write, books about Algebra like Aristotle might write. Calculus books like Garfield the cat might write. Cat stuff, feline stuff, study guide type raw material. Books for girls who like to read and boys who know how to. Teach yourself math, science, fishing, in clear water or clearwater economics creative writing and poetry. Sing a song. Release a CD Write a book and self publish it. Groups we like include Book Organizations of Colorado, Colorado Independent Publishers Association CIPA Colorado Authors League Rocky Mountain Fiction Wri</span><span class="style11">ters Pikes Peak Writers Aspen Writers Mountains and Plains Booksellers Independent Booksellers SPAN Small Press Association of North America Publishers Association of the WEst Colorado Library Association Last Note Singers Cottonwood the music group. Jill Wagner is the actress in the Mercury Mariner TV commercial. Jill Wagner will become a big star and people will google her. That's Jill Wagner, mercuryvehicles.com, TV actress. She's in Vancouver filming a movie.Edward Ormondroyd and George Garrett gave blurbs to our books </span></div>